You heard it here first!

Actually, probably not since this was originally written in 1999, but for some reason has been reported and re-reported by just about every news aggregator for the past few days because they all just get their “news” from Reddit. Also, I think deep down, in our heart of hearts, we all always knew…

Anyway, yes, so sayeth the Straight Dope, “According to Kellogg’s, all of those delectable loops are flavored the same.”

Yeah, of course: froot!

Via TIME.com; photo via Mandy_Jansen on Flickr.

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