GOLEAN Crunch! Honey Almond Flax (Kashi)
It tastes like Cracker Jack. Sugary, delicious Cracker Jack.
For being so healthy and nutritious, this cereal tastes really sugary. It’s perfect as a sugary snack.
The crunch factor on this cereal is OFF THE WALL. It’s so fucking crunchy I feared for a moment that I might crack a molar. I actually wouldn’t even call this cereal “crunchy” – it’s more like “LARGE BITS OF SHARP CLUMPS OF JAGGED ROCK-LIKE PIECES THAT WILL NEVER SOFTEN NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU TRY TO SOAK THIS SHIT IN MILK” – srsly.
This cereal looks awesome. You can actually see the almonds and flax and shit, so it looks healthy in addition to actually being healthy. The colors and texture and everything goes together great.
I think the marketing of this cereal is really weird and gross – “As much protein as an egg!” even makes its way ONTO THE BOX. I hate this comparison, because I can’t help but get a mental image of a raw drippy egg sloshing around in a bowl of cereal. For this reason alone I am rating it a 3.
This cereal is really, really good. It’s also fairly healthy for you, with 9g of protein, 8g of fiber, and 17g of whole grains per serving. I love eating this cereal with milk and also as a dry snack. Great product!
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